sh*t my friends and relatives say

Friday, April 18, 2014

her: stick a bendy straw in it, cuz this ass is gonna be juice!

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Posted by Booches at 11:02 AM

Booches: i like science. but i probably won't write about it. i like sparkly things, and am easily distracted by them. i like music. sometimes i like to cook. sometimes i like cheeseburgers from whatever fast food joint is closest to me when the urge strikes. i love sushi. love. salmon sashimi. drool. this is my blog, so i can drivel all day long about how fabulously fantastically fabulous my kids are. i hate to clean, and i have been known to harbour dustbunny armies led by skittle sergeants. i'm hoping they'll come in handy when the zombie apocalypse comes. my friends and relatives who say sh*t have been purposefully kept anonymous to protect their privacy. don't ask me who said what. i won't tell you.

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