sh*t i say

me:  what's a "jheri curl"?  is that, like, for jewish people?

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me:  they're not chips, they're potatoes!

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me (to husband who has entered the room to sit with me after he decided to eat his dinner alone in the computer room to watch football online):  what are you doing?

husband:  i'm here being with you.

me:  well, i'm here being with chocolate covered cranberries.

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me:  i'm right, dan!!!  just because i drank a bottle of wine, doesn't make me stupid!

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