sh*t my co-workers say (though not necessarily while at work)

her:  you and i are no different except that you are more responsible.

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her:  cunts are useful.  twats are not.

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him:  you pretty much had to spit that sperm into your vagina.
stranger at the bar missing a tooth:  is there room for one more at that table?

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him:  whatcha writin'?
me:  nothin'.
him:  shut up and write, whore.

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